It's time for a contest. Write a limerick with a Canadian flavor. We will judge the best one based on adherence to limerick style, word choices, rhyme, meter, and Canadian content.
What is a limerick? It's up to you to do the research and figure it out. What kind of Canadian content? That's also up to you.
Be creative. Humor helps. The limerick must be clean.
You have until midnight September 18. Post your limerick as a comment here along with a name so we can identify you. The winner will receive a book of your choice.